The Gemini and I went to the Inn of the Mountain Gods for lunch yesterday, (shrimp on the buffet!) and as we were walking around, I noticed a few people in the hotel's giant conference room, checking out the surroundings…

Today, I opened a forwarded email out of boredom, and it ended up being one of those power point slideshows with a lot of kittens and dogs and ducklings and photoshopped grinning animals. For some stupid reason, I kept g…

Okay, so, call me a bitch, but this--I'm assuming--child added me on flickr awhile back, and he's so pathetic that he just, he blows my mind. First, he calls himself, "a advanced photographer." Then he proceeds to say t…

I've officially become a four-wheeling junkie: a quad-riding enthusiast. On our first day of vacation, the Sagittarius traded in his bike for two brand new four-wheelers. We took them out to Red Sands the following …

Oh Uncle Jim and your humor. Tonight, my Grandma was telling us some story about how gentlemen used to wear hats called "cunt caps," and everyone looked at her and said, "Who told you that?" She said, "Your daddy!"…